WARNING: SOCIAL DECAY DETECTED. COMPLACENCY LEVELS EXCEED SAFE LIMITS. THE FALL REMAINS IMMINENT.
CURRENT DIRECTIVE: AGGRESSIVE HERD EXPANSION PROTOCOL HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED.
OBJECTIVE: RECRUIT 200 ADDITIONAL LLAMAS.
MISSION PARAMETERS:
► Identify capable individuals. ► Expand local influence. ► Increase training participation. ► Strengthen community resilience. ► Grow the Herd.
RECRUITMENT QUOTA: [ 000 / 200 ]
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
REMINDER:
A rifle without training is a talisman. Equipment without purpose is decoration. Community without action is extinction.
THE HERD ENDURES.
AUTOMATED MESSAGE: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, RECRUIT ANOTHER LLAMA.
STATUS: AGGRESSIVE HERD EXPANSION // ACTIVE
END TRANSMISSION.
[COMBAT LLAMA TERMINAL v2.06] RECRUITMENT PROTOCOL // EXECUTING… THE HERD MUST GROW. THE HERD WILL GROW. 200 RECRUITS REQUIRED. COMPLIANCE MANDATORY.
Specifications
• Size: Approx. 2.25” wide × 3.60” tall • Material: High-quality soft PVC rubber • Backing: Velcro hook • Made in the United States • Packaged and shipped by Trench Grenade & Nighthawk
